Its is actually 37 degrees. Sigh
On another note....we are t-minus 1 hour and 10 minutes till Friday Beer.
Who wants to see a hilarious picture of my cat Louise.
The sun is deceptive. I am at my desk at work and the sun is out and it has a vibe of spring because it is still light outside (which it should be at 3:45) but I feel like it is 5:00 already so it SEEMS like spring.
Its is actually 37 degrees. Sigh
On another note....we are t-minus 1 hour and 10 minutes till Friday Beer.
Who wants to see a hilarious picture of my cat Louise.
Its is actually 37 degrees. Sigh
On another note....we are t-minus 1 hour and 10 minutes till Friday Beer.
Who wants to see a hilarious picture of my cat Louise.
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1. Writing on this blog.
2. IMing with Stefan
3. Playing1.5 hours of Jeopardy and stopped once the questions repeated...only after kicking ass in Jeopardy because of questions repeating.
4. Playing Family Fued.
5. Getting furious that Family Fued answers are LAME AND STUPID AND CLEARLY GIVEN BY MORONS!
6. Picking at Special K Fruit and Yogurt cereal, defeating it dieting benefits when eaten slowly over the course of 8 hours.
7. Played Wheel of Fortune, but stopped as it was beneath me.
8. Booked Hertz Rental car for boss and felt good about myself and what a great job I am doing.
9. Read Elephant Larry's blog pretended I was Geoff.
10. Drank 4 bottles of water in attaempt to "purify" myself.
Biz
2. IMing with Stefan
3. Playing1.5 hours of Jeopardy and stopped once the questions repeated...only after kicking ass in Jeopardy because of questions repeating.
4. Playing Family Fued.
5. Getting furious that Family Fued answers are LAME AND STUPID AND CLEARLY GIVEN BY MORONS!
6. Picking at Special K Fruit and Yogurt cereal, defeating it dieting benefits when eaten slowly over the course of 8 hours.
7. Played Wheel of Fortune, but stopped as it was beneath me.
8. Booked Hertz Rental car for boss and felt good about myself and what a great job I am doing.
9. Read Elephant Larry's blog pretended I was Geoff.
10. Drank 4 bottles of water in attaempt to "purify" myself.
Biz
More....thats what is happening here...more.
You know its not easy being the only person who writes posts for TWO blogs that are supposed to be shared blogs, aka, "Lets all write in these blogs together!"
thhhpt.
This one here is entitled: "You Wish"
Ha ha ha ha ha! sigh
This is me if I were a d-bag magician "slash" comic from Alabama who steals peoples blogs. (I can't seem to let this go. see www.kukoda.com under the Thievery posting for more details.)
Finally here is a dream come true: MegaForce staring Stefan and Biz
You know its not easy being the only person who writes posts for TWO blogs that are supposed to be shared blogs, aka, "Lets all write in these blogs together!"
thhhpt.
This one here is entitled: "You Wish"
Ha ha ha ha ha! sigh
This is me if I were a d-bag magician "slash" comic from Alabama who steals peoples blogs. (I can't seem to let this go. see www.kukoda.com under the Thievery posting for more details.)
Finally here is a dream come true: MegaForce staring Stefan and Biz
Wow....these really suck.
Enjoy.
Ok, here is one entiteld: Baz killed the music.
I think the title is obvious.
OK...this is what it would look like if Baz was a giant peanut fighting himself as a giant hotdog. Terrifying! Could this be the future?
This is what Reggei would look like as a hot dog who wants to hug. She doesn't look very happy to be a hot dog. But she is so delicious looking and I love hot dogs. ohhhhhh!
Here i am looking thin and pissed off as a secretary. Nothing funny about this as I am a secretary and usually that pissed off.
What if Baz and Stefan had a baby! HILARIOUS! They are so in love.
Good bye!
Biz
Enjoy.
Ok, here is one entiteld: Baz killed the music.
I think the title is obvious.
OK...this is what it would look like if Baz was a giant peanut fighting himself as a giant hotdog. Terrifying! Could this be the future?
This is what Reggei would look like as a hot dog who wants to hug. She doesn't look very happy to be a hot dog. But she is so delicious looking and I love hot dogs. ohhhhhh!
Here i am looking thin and pissed off as a secretary. Nothing funny about this as I am a secretary and usually that pissed off.
What if Baz and Stefan had a baby! HILARIOUS! They are so in love.
Good bye!
Biz
Love is in the air and the MEAT love is flowing heavy towards our beloved Baz from The Animal Club.
This kind man edited our footage from Chicago together and even put it up on our website for us....BRINGING MEAT INTO THE 21ST CENTURY!
We couldn't think of a better escort.
So you can now bask in Baz's editing work and three of your favorite MEAT sketches on our VIDEO page!
You can also check out Baz and the other animals on www.theanimalclub.com.
And now for my latest and most awful powerpoint presentations, this time in a tribute to BAZ!
First out we have the BAZintine:
Wow! That bee is crazy looking and lookit..that monkey is reading.Ok next we have the more traditional slide..I call it "peeping baz cat."
It is funny cause there is a cat.
Ok, I found this event...I look for events for me and Stefan to do that are a bit out there....this one is probably out of our league....obviously because we don't have bikes.
Well, maybe we'll go.
Anyway, the website is incredible. I am not being ironic...this is incredibly cool!
On the home page there is this one posting...well...here it is.
This is totally the kind of show MEAT would get booked at and LOVE. :)
Oh...yes, there are two 10's. I think somebody added on to Big Nasty's list on the message board.
UPDATED SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 10, 2006HOW TO PREPARE FOR BLACK BIKE WEEK - HERE ARE 10 TIPS YOU MIGHT WANT TO FOLLOW
Date: May 24-29, 2006
Place: Myrtle Beach, SC
Here is a funny post ..that came from a discussion board member nicknamed "Big Nasty"
In preparation of bike week this year, my personal trainer has given me a strict regiment for the next 10 days.
I am going to share this information so that others may also benefit from being mentally, physically and spiritually ready for Memorial Day Weekend.
May 15 - May 20:
1) Drink 1.5 - 2 gallons of water a day. Flush the kidneys preparing for upcoming toxens
2) Eliminate all white carbs (potatoes, pasta, white bread)
3) Replace white carbs with protien (chicken, fish, turkey, protien bars & shakes) Carb Depletion will help you rest up
4) Get 12 consectutive hours of sleep per day Don't plan on sleeping in the hotel
5) Obstain from all se**ual activities (including mas***bation)Fellas you don't want to come back with the BDR (Bad D*ck Report)
May 21- May 22:
6) Wash all clothes
7) Wash your bike
8) Clean your house
9) Spark an argumentwith you significant other if applicable - You are more likely to have more fun if you've recently argued with you mate
May 23 - Men:
10) Go to the bank and withdrawn $2000-$4500 for the ladies - 65% in large denominations & the rest in small denominationsMay 23 - Ladies:
10) Throw away any underwear that cannot be classified as "Thong or T-Back or V-String" If any that you were planning to bring would have been classified as "bloomers" please stay at home. Sorry?
May 24- ALL if applicable:
11) Make up with your significant other- You don't want to have to worry about what they are at home doing.
May 24:
Get the hell out of town!
Pack LOTION.Ocean water is salty. You will not get any love if you are ashy and glowing in the dark.
For all the bruthas packing dem blue diamonds, remember to avoid all greasy food at least 3 days prior to using them.Greasy food will limit "the blue pills" ability to give you those prolonged "MAN-ness" that your looking for. So nothing fried. Fast food options - your best bet is Chick-fil-a. This also holds true for dem "brown diamonds" and the "weekenders". Ya'll can thank me later.
Here is the link. Enjoy! If anyone has ever been to this please share!
xoxo, Biz
Well, maybe we'll go.
Anyway, the website is incredible. I am not being ironic...this is incredibly cool!
On the home page there is this one posting...well...here it is.
This is totally the kind of show MEAT would get booked at and LOVE. :)
Oh...yes, there are two 10's. I think somebody added on to Big Nasty's list on the message board.
UPDATED SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 10, 2006HOW TO PREPARE FOR BLACK BIKE WEEK - HERE ARE 10 TIPS YOU MIGHT WANT TO FOLLOW
Date: May 24-29, 2006
Place: Myrtle Beach, SC
Here is a funny post ..that came from a discussion board member nicknamed "Big Nasty"
In preparation of bike week this year, my personal trainer has given me a strict regiment for the next 10 days.
I am going to share this information so that others may also benefit from being mentally, physically and spiritually ready for Memorial Day Weekend.
May 15 - May 20:
1) Drink 1.5 - 2 gallons of water a day. Flush the kidneys preparing for upcoming toxens
2) Eliminate all white carbs (potatoes, pasta, white bread)
3) Replace white carbs with protien (chicken, fish, turkey, protien bars & shakes) Carb Depletion will help you rest up
4) Get 12 consectutive hours of sleep per day Don't plan on sleeping in the hotel
5) Obstain from all se**ual activities (including mas***bation)Fellas you don't want to come back with the BDR (Bad D*ck Report)
May 21- May 22:
6) Wash all clothes
7) Wash your bike
8) Clean your house
9) Spark an argumentwith you significant other if applicable - You are more likely to have more fun if you've recently argued with you mate
May 23 - Men:
10) Go to the bank and withdrawn $2000-$4500 for the ladies - 65% in large denominations & the rest in small denominationsMay 23 - Ladies:
10) Throw away any underwear that cannot be classified as "Thong or T-Back or V-String" If any that you were planning to bring would have been classified as "bloomers" please stay at home. Sorry?
May 24- ALL if applicable:
11) Make up with your significant other- You don't want to have to worry about what they are at home doing.
May 24:
Get the hell out of town!
Pack LOTION.Ocean water is salty. You will not get any love if you are ashy and glowing in the dark.
For all the bruthas packing dem blue diamonds, remember to avoid all greasy food at least 3 days prior to using them.Greasy food will limit "the blue pills" ability to give you those prolonged "MAN-ness" that your looking for. So nothing fried. Fast food options - your best bet is Chick-fil-a. This also holds true for dem "brown diamonds" and the "weekenders". Ya'll can thank me later.
Here is the link. Enjoy! If anyone has ever been to this please share!
xoxo, Biz
Ok, its the front page of the Sunday Style section of the NY times....and its totally sweet!
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/29/fashion/sundaystyles/29Comedy.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
This is the web version, which is pretty sweet that they used her pic both on the web and in the paper.
How rad! We are super proud of Livia.
YAY!
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/29/fashion/sundaystyles/29Comedy.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
This is the web version, which is pretty sweet that they used her pic both on the web and in the paper.
How rad! We are super proud of Livia.
YAY!
So we recently lost one of our favorite props..."Amanda's Unicorn Sweatshirt" from the sketch "Amanda's Unicorn." We realized this right before we headed out to San Fran.
With limited time, I created a few "origanl" unicorn designs for a homemade iron-on solution. Luckily, Urban Outfitters is also in San Fran, and they ar enever without something as hipster as a unicorn shirt.
And so, here are my Unicorn Sweatshirt designs that will never don the face of a t-shirt.
xoxo, Biz
Now here we have the basic design with no writing. Just a majestic clip art unicorn ala 007 style inside rainbow circles.
I am available for graphic design projects. Give me a call.
Next we have Unicorn Under Rainbow. Circles was about as good as I could do, so I asked my man Stefan, who actually IS a graphic designer to make me a rainbow. Pretty sweet rainbow, don't you think? Same crappy, clip art unicorn. I then added "I'M Special" from the sketch..."What does your sweatshirt say? I'm Special." I thought this would add to the sketch.
God, I am incredible with detail.
Finally we have this one, which i stole from some where on the internet...though I did add the "I'm Special" part.
I love this picture.
Thats all I got now MEATBALLS.
I'll be back...just you wait.
xoxo, Biz
With limited time, I created a few "origanl" unicorn designs for a homemade iron-on solution. Luckily, Urban Outfitters is also in San Fran, and they ar enever without something as hipster as a unicorn shirt.
And so, here are my Unicorn Sweatshirt designs that will never don the face of a t-shirt.
xoxo, Biz
Now here we have the basic design with no writing. Just a majestic clip art unicorn ala 007 style inside rainbow circles.
I am available for graphic design projects. Give me a call.
Next we have Unicorn Under Rainbow. Circles was about as good as I could do, so I asked my man Stefan, who actually IS a graphic designer to make me a rainbow. Pretty sweet rainbow, don't you think? Same crappy, clip art unicorn. I then added "I'M Special" from the sketch..."What does your sweatshirt say? I'm Special." I thought this would add to the sketch.God, I am incredible with detail.
Finally we have this one, which i stole from some where on the internet...though I did add the "I'm Special" part.I love this picture.
Thats all I got now MEATBALLS.
I'll be back...just you wait.
xoxo, Biz