Guess what, MEAT took a meeting with NBC last week and landed their first big deal!

The show is called:

BIG FAT STUPID DOUCHE BAG AND SKINNY WIFE!

It's about a big fat stupid douche bag who is hilarious and stupid. He has an unremarkable job and lives an unremarkable life, in a house across the street from his parents.

And his skinny wife.

Followed by JOEY.

And the sneak peek of Tuesday night's season premiere episode of BIG FAT STUPID DOUCHE BAG AND PRETTY WIFE.

Go fuck yourselves.

MEAT

So check out the CRAZY new sea creature they found!

Wow! It looks sort of like a tick with long hairy legs.

Like a furlobster.

My excitement for this new creature is only overshadowed by my jaded mind and the knowledge that within the year, "furlobster" will become just another name for a woman's vagina.

Soon, up and down the beaches where this amazing and beautiful creature lives just below the waves, washed up pot heads will sell shirts that say "Let me discover your furlobster" or "Furlobsters are better when they are wet" to drunken frat boys who aren't quite sure what the shirts mean but think the idea of "fur" is hilarious.

Now check this out!