Howdy, Computer Pals!
I am now writing a DAILY POEM because I like poetry and stuff as I'm sure you will find out, I'm really fucking awesome at it. So check it out every day... it will warm your heart and make you a more interesting person, probably.
You're welcome in advance
Yours in Christ,
Me Livia
POEM #1!!!!
In response to an email exchange about dinner plans with my cousin Mike -A.K.A. "Owen"- and his question, "What are your feelings about Mexican?"
My Feelings About Mexican
by Livia
My feelings about Mexican
Are as pointy as a pentigan
If one can say points are a good thing
From enchiladas to pinatas
From cheap toys to busboys,
The Mexican, just like the Pentigan
Makes our freedom ring
And by "our" I mean white people, you know not really Mexicans, cuz apparently we're better or something and God like us more and stuff
okaybye
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POEM #2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHOCO-TASTICK
A Haiku By Me Livia
Even if you are allergic to chocolate
But especially if you are a girl
On her period
POEM #3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STUPID PEOPLE DAY
On Stupid People Day
King Giant Super Stupid puts on a little play
Casting all his brain-dead stupid friends as
Miss Moffet with Curds and Whey.
He makes us clapclapclap and pay attention
And ignores our frequent mention
That we'd rather eat a rat sandwich intervention
Than sit through another Stupid People Day.
It helps to think of Mr. Rogers and of the Artful Dodger
Ivar Novello in "The Lodger," and Terri Garr saying "roll in the hay,"
And just remember that while it sucks
There are few things that suck as much
As having to be King Giant Super Stupid
Every single day.
that's not really funny.
sorry okay how bout this
FART
God, you're stupid!
okaybye
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