Howdy, Computer Pals!

I am now writing a DAILY POEM because I like poetry and stuff as I'm sure you will find out, I'm really fucking awesome at it. So check it out every day... it will warm your heart and make you a more interesting person, probably.

You're welcome in advance

Yours in Christ,
Me Livia


POEM #1!!!!
In response to an email exchange about dinner plans with my cousin Mike -A.K.A. "Owen"- and his question, "What are your feelings about Mexican?"

My Feelings About Mexican
by Livia

My feelings about Mexican
Are as pointy as a pentigan
If one can say points are a good thing
From enchiladas to pinatas
From cheap toys to busboys,
The Mexican, just like the Pentigan
Makes our freedom ring
And by "our" I mean white people, you know not really Mexicans, cuz apparently we're better or something and God like us more and stuff
okaybye

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POEM #2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHOCO-TASTICK
A Haiku By Me Livia

Eating chocolate is a good idea
Even if you are allergic to chocolate
But especially if you are a girl
On her period
okaybye

POEM #3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STUPID PEOPLE DAY

On Stupid People Day
King Giant Super Stupid puts on a little play
Casting all his brain-dead stupid friends as
Miss Moffet with Curds and Whey.
He makes us clapclapclap and pay attention
And ignores our frequent mention
That we'd rather eat a rat sandwich intervention
Than sit through another Stupid People Day.
It helps to think of Mr. Rogers and of the Artful Dodger
Ivar Novello in "The Lodger," and Terri Garr saying "roll in the hay,"
And just remember that while it sucks
There are few things that suck as much
As having to be King Giant Super Stupid
Every single day.

that's not really funny.
sorry okay how bout this
FART
God, you're stupid!
okaybye

Here are some pictures of us in L.A. before and after our Comedy Central Stage show. Enjoy!
xoxMEATxox

Hello Friends, Family and Fans, The Ladies of MEAT are pleased to announce that we have some wonderful news to share with you.

1. SEMI-FINALISTS IN A BIG CONTEST - VOTE FOR MEAT
2. A RUN AT UCB ON FRIDAY NIGHTS
3. NEW MOVIE!

We also really need your help big time!!!!!!!("Oh, super! I love helping! It makes me feel magical and warm, knowing that in my own little way, I'm making the world a better place.")

You are my hero! See below for more info!

Thanks to all for your continued support. Every little bit really does matter. We sincerely hope that you enjoy what we do and that MEAT is a positive force out there (at least for women in comedy).

Loving You,MEAT

1. THIS THURSDAY, AUGUST 24th, vote for MEAT in the New York TV Festival ~ Sponsored by IFC & MSN.
Your vote will help us make history by becoming the first all female sketch group on US television and get that much closer to filming our pilot. Yeah dreams! We've already been selected to the top 50 (from thousands of applicants), now we need your help to make it to the final round!!! "The finalists emerging from this online competition will be invited to pitch their idea in front of a celebrity panel of executives live at the 2006 Festival. The winner of this final event will receive a deal from a network partner of the NYTVF to create an original pilot program from the winning pitch."If you'd like to see our pitch in advance, (apparently we look "hot") here are the steps:

Video.msn.com
Click on the "Entertainment" tab.
Under "Specials", click on NYTVF
We are page 3.

Thursday is the ONLY day you can vote for MEAT. Voting runs 12 a.m. - 12 a.m. PST (3 a.m. - 3 a.m. EST) Each pitch is only eligible for voting one day (Thursday Aug 24th, MEAT)

When the time comes, click here and vote! http://tv.msn.com/nytvf/contest

And if you can forward this to your friends and ask them to vote for us, it would be an enormous help.

2. A RUN AT UCB ON FRIDAY NIGHTS
Please come out and see us! Bring your friends! Then let's all hang out after and party! Some of us are single and all of us are easy... to get along with! There will be lots of industry and press at this highly coveted spot, and we need your love.

MEAT at UCBFridays @ 8PM: Sept 1st, 8th, 15th & 22nd
Upright Citizen's Brigade Theatre: 307 W. 26th St. (& 8th Ave)
Only $8

THANK YOU!

3. WE HAVE ANOTHER NEW MOVIE!
It's called "The Original IQ Tester" and we think you'll enjoy it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20xZ58RzzZw

Thanks again everybody, and have a great day!MEAT